Dear Son #1, Congratulations, you are now a big brother! How does it feel? Oh, okay I'll wait until you're done your 67th tantrum of today... Done? Okay, how does it feel? From what I can see you are feeling a touch of malice towards Mommy and Daddy for not only bringing this incredibly noisy… Continue reading Status change: Big brother.
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Dear Son, We should probably clear up what is on the breakfast menu as I really don't think we're on the same page here. Please review the following items available: Cereal, toast, eggs, fruit, yogurt – and if I'm feeling generous waffles or French toast. What items are not on the breakfast menu and you'd… Continue reading Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
The “Wal-Mart Moment”.
Dear Son, One day when you're old enough to start judging others, specifically parents and how they handle their children in public, you will undoubtedly say to yourself "no way is that happening to me". Well, it will. That's right, you will be just walking along, in a greenhouse for example, with your little bundle… Continue reading The “Wal-Mart Moment”.
Let’s talk about bellies, baby.
Dear Son, I think we need to clear up a few things about how Mommy's belly is different and special at the moment to avoid any potential awkward social situations. Because I know you find these situations quite embarrassing. Or I do. Mommy's belly has a baby in it and come July that baby will come out and steal… Continue reading Let’s talk about bellies, baby.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Dear Son, Today is Mother's Day which I'm sure means absolutely nothing to you at this point but one day Daddy will hand over the reins to you and it will be your turn to shower me in gifts, meals, and the chance to sleep in. Remember, I gave you life. But, for now I'm… Continue reading Happy Mother’s Day!
One clean baby.
Dear Son, My heart has been very full lately as each day you are one day closer to becoming a big brother. You kiss the baby (my belly) every night before bed and when you met your new little cousin Mia you were so gentle. You even have your own baby which you carry around… Continue reading One clean baby.
Shirtless in Subway.
Dear Son, You're a ladies man, I get it and I'm good with it, I think it's funny. You do your little flirting bit and the ladies fall over themselves because let's face it, you're the cutest thing since that toad that dude dressed up in a tutu on Facebook. You got the strut, the… Continue reading Shirtless in Subway.
Freshly laundered door stoppers anyone?
Dear Son, You know, I was thinking as of late that it's time you do your own laundry. I've got enough on the go at the moment without having to soak spaghetti stains out of your pants so I'm glad you've taken the initiative yourself. Not to be a control freak but I need to set… Continue reading Freshly laundered door stoppers anyone?
It’s the sound…of Velcro.
Dear Son, Every mama is scared of the following sound when their beautiful babies are at that adorable independent stage of life: the sound of silence. I am also one of those mamas because in that short amount of time it is astounding how much you can get into and so very quietly. These activities, of course,… Continue reading It’s the sound…of Velcro.
Pinterest-worthy reading nook.
Dear Son, You're getting to be such a big boy these days and just so grown up. So we decided it was time that you had your very own reading nook. Here you can explore the worlds of green breakfast items, princesses sporting paper bag outfits and a family of bears who are always learning… Continue reading Pinterest-worthy reading nook.
