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Splish! Splash! Only one of us needs to take a bath.

Dear Son, If I wanted a bath, I would put you to bed first. If I wanted a bath, I would run the water nice and hot, have a tea and my book and soak in the peace and serenity around me. If I wanted a bath, I wouldn't be in my pajamas, which are now kinda… Continue reading Splish! Splash! Only one of us needs to take a bath.

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Please sir, can I have some more? I’ll fit it in the other cheek…

Dear Son, Right, so it's my duty to help teach you the ways of life and to help you become the best you can be. Or something like that anyways. So let's take this opportunity to talk about table manners, or in your case, extreme lack of them. My concern isn't for right now really… Continue reading Please sir, can I have some more? I’ll fit it in the other cheek…