Dear Son #2,
Other than horses and June bugs, nothing too much scares me in this world.
However, now thanks to you, I can add “baby pooping on hand while applying bum cream”. Because I have never moved my hand so fast after that false alarm gas incident last week.
Looks like Daddy will be assisting you with any diaper rashes in the future.
Love Mommy
Xox
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