Dear Son #1,
I blame myself really for not being more specific with my instructions of “go entertain yourself while I tend to your poopy brother”. While I really meant “go and read a book quietly somewhere for like an hour”, you heard it as “go into my closet and reorganize my panty liners”.
So, how about next time and every time after that we just both assume I mean the book thing. But thanks anyway…
Love Mommy,
xox