Dear Son, My heart has been very full lately as each day you are one day closer to becoming a big brother. You kiss the baby (my belly) every night before bed and when you met your new little cousin Mia you were so gentle. You even have your own baby which you carry around… Continue reading One clean baby.
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Shirtless in Subway.
Dear Son, You're a ladies man, I get it and I'm good with it, I think it's funny. You do your little flirting bit and the ladies fall over themselves because let's face it, you're the cutest thing since that toad that dude dressed up in a tutu on Facebook. You got the strut, the… Continue reading Shirtless in Subway.
Freshly laundered door stoppers anyone?
Dear Son, You know, I was thinking as of late that it's time you do your own laundry. I've got enough on the go at the moment without having to soak spaghetti stains out of your pants so I'm glad you've taken the initiative yourself. Not to be a control freak but I need to set… Continue reading Freshly laundered door stoppers anyone?
It’s the sound…of Velcro.
Dear Son, Every mama is scared of the following sound when their beautiful babies are at that adorable independent stage of life: the sound of silence. I am also one of those mamas because in that short amount of time it is astounding how much you can get into and so very quietly. These activities, of course,… Continue reading It’s the sound…of Velcro.
Pinterest-worthy reading nook.
Dear Son, You're getting to be such a big boy these days and just so grown up. So we decided it was time that you had your very own reading nook. Here you can explore the worlds of green breakfast items, princesses sporting paper bag outfits and a family of bears who are always learning… Continue reading Pinterest-worthy reading nook.
Splish! Splash! Only one of us needs to take a bath.
Dear Son, If I wanted a bath, I would put you to bed first. If I wanted a bath, I would run the water nice and hot, have a tea and my book and soak in the peace and serenity around me. If I wanted a bath, I wouldn't be in my pajamas, which are now kinda… Continue reading Splish! Splash! Only one of us needs to take a bath.
Please sir, can I have some more? I’ll fit it in the other cheek…
Dear Son, Right, so it's my duty to help teach you the ways of life and to help you become the best you can be. Or something like that anyways. So let's take this opportunity to talk about table manners, or in your case, extreme lack of them. My concern isn't for right now really… Continue reading Please sir, can I have some more? I’ll fit it in the other cheek…
Tips that may save your life.
Dear Son, So, hopefully you've had some time to adjust to the idea that you will soon no longer be the sole Ruler of Mommy and Daddy but will have to share the title. I'm sure you're still thrilled but we still have a ways to go yet so in the meantime can you... Stop climbing on my stomach,… Continue reading Tips that may save your life.
Change is a good thing. January 19, 2017
Dear Son, You may have noticed some changes around here over the past couple of months. Some subtle ones like my lack of energy and weeping spells and some not so subtle like my increasing stomach size and "Slip 'N Slide" vomiting episodes. You think this is crazy? Well you ain't seen nothing yet my… Continue reading Change is a good thing. January 19, 2017
Slip ‘N Slide. January 15, 2017
Dear Son, I can't even begin to think how scarred for life you are after this morning. I hope you are too young to remember as I'm not going to be able to afford the therapy. What you witnessed this morning all over your toys, down the hall and in the bathroom was something called… Continue reading Slip ‘N Slide. January 15, 2017
