Dear Son,
My heart has been very full lately as each day you are one day closer to becoming a big brother. You kiss the baby (my belly) every night before bed and when you met your new little cousin Mia you were so gentle. You even have your own baby which you carry around and cuddle. My fears of you being a horrific, jealous toddler were slowly disappearing.
That is until I found your baby in the dishwasher today.
Good God I’m going to be on the news.
Love Mommy,
xox