We should probably clear up what is on the breakfast menu as I really don’t think we’re on the same page here. Please review the following items available:
Cereal, toast, eggs, fruit, yogurt – and if I’m feeling generous waffles or French toast.
What items are not on the breakfast menu and you’d be hard pressed to find them on any of my breakfast menus are:
Oreos, Pringles, pretzels, Goldfish crackers, and my prenatal vitamins.
Well, that is unless of course you look at me adoringly or throw one of your epic temper tantrums, then my little peach, you can have what you want.
Haha kidding. Here’s your oatmeal.