Dear Son, If I wanted a bath, I would put you to bed first. If I wanted a bath, I would run the water nice and hot, have a tea and my book and soak in the peace and serenity around me. If I wanted a bath, I wouldn't be in my pajamas, which are now kinda… Continue reading Splish! Splash! Only one of us needs to take a bath.
Dear Son, Right, so it's my duty to help teach you the ways of life and to help you become the best you can be. Or something like that anyways. So let's take this opportunity to talk about table manners, or in your case, extreme lack of them. My concern isn't for right now really… Continue reading Please sir, can I have some more? I’ll fit it in the other cheek…
Dear Son, So, hopefully you've had some time to adjust to the idea that you will soon no longer be the sole Ruler of Mommy and Daddy but will have to share the title. I'm sure you're still thrilled but we still have a ways to go yet so in the meantime can you... Stop climbing on my stomach,… Continue reading Tips that may save your life.
Dear Son, You may have noticed some changes around here over the past couple of months. Some subtle ones like my lack of energy and weeping spells and some not so subtle like my increasing stomach size and "Slip 'N Slide" vomiting episodes. You think this is crazy? Well you ain't seen nothing yet my… Continue reading Change is a good thing. January 19, 2017
Dear Son, I can't even begin to think how scarred for life you are after this morning. I hope you are too young to remember as I'm not going to be able to afford the therapy. What you witnessed this morning all over your toys, down the hall and in the bathroom was something called… Continue reading Slip ‘N Slide. January 15, 2017
Dear Son, When did you become such a big boy? You are basically completely self-sufficient now and sadly you really don't need your mama. Cheerios for breakfast? "I got this Mom". Coffee table and couch scaling? "I got this Mom". Grabbing some cash to go shopping? "I got this Mom". Well I guess I'll go grab my… Continue reading Mr. Independent. January 12, 2017
Dear Son, Here's how to not make friends: Wake up the whole household at 1am every night this week then complain you're tired every morning. Mmkay? Love Mommy, xox
Dear Son, I am by no means a food connoisseur but in my experience I do have a general idea on what tastes good and bad. You, on the other hand, I question. Once you are able to talk I am really curious to know why you eat grass, mud, sand, lake water, pool water,… Continue reading Food connoisseur. August 26, 2016
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