Dear Son,
I am by no means a food connoisseur but in my experience I do have a general idea on what tastes good and bad. You, on the other hand, I question. Once you are able to talk I am really curious to know why you eat grass, mud, sand, lake water, pool water, dandelions, rocks, day-old toast, dog hair, cat food, paper, and your own feet but when I give you a homemade sweet potato cake you turn your nose up. Am I missing something? Looking forward to our chat.
Love Mommy,
xox