Dear Son,
You’re ten months old today, where the time has gone I have no idea. But now that you have reached the double digits I feel that it is my duty to start teaching you lessons of etiquette in certain social situations. In bible study, for example, the following is not deemed appropriate in this day and age:
Puking on the minister.
Singing during the prayer.
Showing off your spitting talents.
Playing with the loudest toy you own.
Licking the minister’s wife’s leg.
Luckily for you it was Winston and Kathy but just so you know for future reference, these are generally frowned upon.
Love Mommy
xox