No. This is not a toy, a game or a fun way to pass the 5 seconds that I have my back turned. This is a toilet paper dispenser. I’m not going to get into its purpose right now, but am actually hoping one day you will learn how to properly use one. But for the meantime, please play with the shower curtain, toilet lid or here’s an idea – the zillions of toys you got for Christmas – while I am getting dressed/doing dishes/cleaning up your last bout of destruction.