Dear Son #1,
Okay, let’s talk about the protocol in public bathrooms when you can reach the light switch. Now don’t get me wrong, it was pretty entertaining to watch you play “peek-a-boo” with your brother by turning the lights on and off, he was loving it, you were loving it, and I was able to poop in peace.
The problem came when you turned it off and couldn’t find it again. Panic ensued and Mommy had to come to the rescue blindly with her pants around her ankles. Thankfully there was no surveillance camera as I would not want to see that footage. So if we could just keep the light switch activities to a minimum while Mommy is “incapacitated” that would be much appreciated!