Dear Son #1 & #2,
Yesterday was a special day for you and one you should cherish throughout your childhood as there comes a point when you are sadly too old for it (until you have kids again). That’s right, it was Halloween! And more importantly, Trick or Treating!
Now you haven’t had much experience in the outside world yet and we need to talk about some of the important rules in life.
- Do not talk to strangers. (Except on Halloween)
- Do not walk the streets after dark. (Except on Halloween)
- Do not accept candy from strangers. (Except on Halloween)
- And remember to always be yourself. (Except on Halloween)
So now that I’ve totally confused you on the ways of the world, have fun coming down from that sugar high!
P.S. I have hidden the chocolate and Daddy’s eaten the chips so don’t even waste your time.