Dear Son #2,
I’m sorry, I really am.
I’m sorry I put you on the floor to play.
I’m sorry I told your brother to go play with you.
I’m sorry I turned my back for 12 seconds.
I’m sorry he sat on you and rode you like a “hoorsee”.
Aaaannnd I’m sorry I can’t 100% guarantee it won’t happen again.
Love Mommy,
xox