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On Being Humble.

hu·mil·i·ty /hyo͞oˈmilədē/noun1. a modest or low view of one's own importance; humbleness. Dear Son #3, I'm proud of you. I probably don't tell you this enough as I'm too busy telling you to not climb unsteady things, jump off high things, put gross things in your mouth, say unsavoury words, pick on your brothers etc.… Continue reading On Being Humble.

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And the Toilet Brush Award of Excellence goes to…

Dear Son #1, #2, & #3, I gaze at the crowd, eyes shining as bright as the sparkling dress and glistening diamonds that I am wearing. Finally, my moment has come, the day that I have always dreamed about yet am still shocked that I'm at last experiencing it. The crowd has quietened their deafening… Continue reading And the Toilet Brush Award of Excellence goes to…